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2010年 03月 6日
ok....
funny story of how my 5 point lunch turned into a 19 point trip to olive garden:
1. My boss cannot do two things at once. While running around flustered last night trying to close the store AND deal with a shoplifter...she locked her keys in the cash office.
>}O
so...
2. Since I am the only woman there man enough to ever do ANYTHING...she pages me
>.>
"White can you please come to the back I'm going to need some help"
3. Rut rohs....I head to the back to see the predicament. After a quick assessment of the situation I start barking orders for a bobby pin, credit card and ladder.
4. I try to pick the lock, but of course it is the wrong kind.
DOH!!!
5. I try the credit card, and can get past the first mechanism, but not the second.
DOH DOH!!!
6. Finally a ladder arrives while I'm trying to break in through the supply room ceiling. After breaking a ceiling tile, I give up and position the ladder directly under the tile above the door.
o.O
7. I slowly climb to the very top rung- no- the very top-period- of the ladder and shakily poke my head through the ceiling. I realize there is no way I am going to have anything strong enough to hold onto to flip myself onto and through the next tile.
-.-
8. I call for a broom. While waiting I push back a tile so I can see in the room. One arrives and I manage to lower the broom into the door, and start poking at the handle. It turns half way, then stops, agonizingly close to opening.
XO NOooooo!
9. Using my MacGyver-like physics abilities, I come up with the only feasible solution:
_________OO_____
10. Praying to Jesus Job Jahova and Bojangles, I sling my boobs over the top of a small structural wall in the ceiling and lift a foot off the ladder. Thrusting with all my might, my Wonderbra keeping me perilously balanced, I push and the door opens!
ugh.
11. I get down slowly with the slow purposeful motions of someone who knows they just saved someone's hide. After the cheering subsided, I slowly raised my eyes to my boss. Without a shred of a smile I said:
"Y'know what?" -.-
"What?" o.o
"You're a dumbass." -.-
I then proceeded to clock out and leave.
12. Ahh, but what does this have to do with Olive Garden? You do the math:
(Embarrassed Boss + Employee with Big Mouth)*9 Witnesses= .....
If you got:
payoff
cash money
making it rain
or any other euphemism, congrats. Have a bread stick, on me.
{__|_|__}
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2010年 03月 3日
I know they say not to reward yourself with food, but does wine count?? lol....I told my husband yesterday that I want a case of my favorite wine when I hit goal:
It's a hefty price tag, for a hefty weight loss (eventualy LOL)
And hey, I look at it this way-now that I don't sit and drink a whole bottle in one sitting, it's not unhealthy, and it will last me forever if i just drink 1-2 glasses a week :)
cheers
whitey
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2010年 03月 2日
I held myself accountable last week. Even after a horrible day mid-week, I was responsible, logged it all, and watched my intake the rest of the week. It makes me feel good to know that you really CAN eat what you want one day every now and then and still lose weight. My self-control is growing stronger :)
体重:
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92.1 kg
6.8 kg
26.3 kg
まあまあ
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週に2.0 kg減量中
2010年 02月 25日
OK
Chik-fil-A Breakast Burrito=Gud
Hardee's Breakfast Burrito= TEH DEVIL!!1!
Nooooo!!!!!
Wasted too many points today. Going to try to hold it all in perspective today. :)
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2010年 02月 23日
measurements holding steady
46
42
45.5- down half an inch from last time :)
All the weight I am losing is around my middle. That is a good thing, I know it is. However, I always thought that if you gained boobs with weight you could lose them the same way....it better be true! At 42D I'm going to be pissed if when it's all said and done I'm a 36D instead of 36C. I keep bumping into stuff lol. It's like I should have some sort of caution tape on them. -.-
bah.
i need sleep.
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